Gorski's Dream: A World Without Smooth Jazz
February 15, 2008
You sleep well, for once, knowing that Kenny G will no longer plague the world with his smooth jazz. White bunnies and fluffy black kittens abound in your world, playfully attacking each other in fields of green grass and red flowers. Somewhere in the distance, you hear the explosion of a saxophone... over and over again. It's music to your ears, you think, as you grab a bunny and a kitten in your hands and attempt to mosh them together to create some kind of abomination. To your surprise, this works - they fuse like Siamese twins, joined at the point of contact, with their fur around that area blending into a magnificent dull grey.
Life is good.