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SchreckNET: Who is Ash Gently?

April 6, 2010

Robo: What can you tell me about Ash Gently?

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#1 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (Anonymous)

74|\/|3

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#2 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (Anonymous)

Man. I haven't seen him in a while. This last picture is sorta out of date.

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#3 Re: #2 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (ph4tph4ce)

OLD MEME IS OLD

>Man. I haven't seen him in a while. This last
>picture
is >sorta out of date.

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#4 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (H31lHungryH1pp0s)

he wuz leik this totla jerk that was sherif adn harpy and everything else in NYC NYC blows and everbody haz leik 5 billion jobs then he got hit int he face so hard taht he reverse died and became like a d00d again

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#5 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (Anonymous)

DESU

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#6 Re: #5 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (Anonymous)

Next schrecktard that desus on this channel will have their IP broadcast to niktuku.org

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#7 Re: #6 Re: #5 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (MOST EROTIC STORY EVAR)

Once upon a time, when the general rules of human physiology and logic were too drunk to do their jobs, a girl named Mandy woke up in her bed. Mandy was a beautiful girl who had beautiful hair and beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile that was very beautiful. She was also very small for her age, which people thought was cute even though her small size was probably caused by some horrific, incurable disease. She was also a girl, which meant she had BIG HONKING BOOBS and a VAGINA!!!!1 Every day when she woke up she would put on a top hat and dance and dance and dance, because she was named Mandy and that's what Mandies do. Today was different, though because she realized that sometime during the night before, SHE'D WET THE BED!

"OH NO! I HAVE WET THE BED!" Screamed Mandy. Suddenly, the door exploded and Mandy's mommy walked in with a rocket launcher.

"AH HA! My parental radar was correct! You've been a bad, naughty, SEXY little girl, Mandy! Now, bend over so I can SPANK YOU!" She said. She then took Mandy by the wrist and spanked her hard on the ass.

"If you decide to act like a baby, you'll BE A BABY! You're going to wear DIAPERS little Ms. PeePee McPeePee!"

"OH NO!" Mandy exclaimed. She cried because diapers were embarrassing and bad for the environment. Mandy's Mommy then put her into her diapers and rubbed babypowder into her VAGINA, a process described in plodding, unreasonably precise detail.

"Now that you are wearing diapers, it's time for your BA BA!" Mandy's mommy then took a bottle and aimed the nipple for her daughter's mouth, but somehow missed and shoved it up her ass.

"Why are you doing this?" Mandy cried, tears welling in her eyes. "Because I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!" Screamed Mandy's Mommy maniacally. A knock then echoed from the door, and LO! There was Cindy, one of Mandy's classmates who was also a girl with BIG HONKING BOOBS (Vagina status unknown)!!!1

"Oh, what a surprise! It is Cindy! Mandy's babysitter!" Mandy then gasped, because this was a shocking plot development. "But how could you have hired a baby sitter if you'd only started babying me just this morning?" Mandy queried.

"Oh, that's simple! I just AAAAAAAAAAUGH!" That was the last thing Mandy's Mommy said, because she was thereafter carried out through the window by millions of baby Pterodactyls.

"Hello Mandy, I'm your babysitter!" Cindy said. "Hi, I'm Mandy." There was an awkward silence, and then a loud "BOOM" as Mandy's diaper exploded with shit.

"Looks like someone needs a diaper change!" Cindy, giggled. Mandy giggled too, and then they both had sex. While they were there on the Kitchen table, naked, nude, and otherwise unclothed, Mandy said "You know what? I think I like diapers and being a baby. From now on, I think I'll wear them forever and ever and ev- WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

And then the world exploded. The End.

>Next schrecktard that desus on this channel
>will have their IP broadcast to niktuku.org

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#8 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (tRiX3d-2-the-m4X)

ash gently waz like a total tool. I wen to new york once and waz like fUckers here's a song about the FIREWAR (teh FIREWAR is the badass scourge that ki8lls everything with his laser cock) and he punched me in the face cuz some fag-ass tori kicked me out of his f4g party. ash gently probably did it becuz he is a fag 2 and likes taking it in the butt :(

~

I think my eyes go round
Spinning like the sun
I think my eyes go down
Drowning like the sun

Devoured by the wine-red sea
The dark blood

The end of the world

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#9 Re: #8 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (FUGLORIOUS)

tRiX ----> :O o===8

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#10 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (heidi_whore)

Nobody has ANY clue how deep the GENTLY thing goes, man. He's from Chicago, right, but then there like no birth certificate for him or he's like an orphan or something... and then he's alive again in a hospital after saving some nuns ans kittens and children add shit???? C'MON! ASH GENTLY ISN'T EVEN A REAL NAME.

Look into Jay Goldman and Evans and Petrov and Greer and shit if you want to know the TRUTH

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#11 Re: #10 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (j200481)

Paranoid troll is Paranoid

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#12 Re: What can you tell me about Ash Gently? (Anonymous)

Hey guyz. The NYC Camarilla accidentally the Masquerade! D:

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