A Gift Fit for a Bamboo King
Daria Xela Matthewson; April 11, 2010
I'm making a Potence sculpture as a present for the Cathayans. It will be a sculpture of a standing crane. If Danya has time, she'll try to make something out of cardboard and duct tape to represent this. I'm using Crafts: Potence Sculpture x2 to make it and Expression x1 to imbue it with a sense of tranquility.
10,000 BURNING HAND LOTUS SCULPTING CRANE TECHNIQUE OF THE SOUTH STAR!!!!
You masterfully bend and rend several pieces of what used to be a Chevy Chevette which you sneakily obtained from J&Ls Scrap and Towing, and fashion it into a graceful waterfowlish looking type shape, which, in spite of its rusty off-white and banana yellow visage, leaves the viewer with an odd sense of peace.
ST Notes: As Jersey City is held primarily by Devil Tigers, this can possibly be taken as an insult to the court in favor of the Resplendent Cranes... or it could be taken as an insult to the cranes (being a rusty piece of metal garbage in crane shape). The court, in general, will think that Daria is making some form of subtle commentary (which she totally isn't), and will evaluate her as being far more canny than Johnson (which she totally is).