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Malkavian Quest

Love Cassandra Goodchild; February 17, 2009

PERSONAL ACTION:

Puzzle Quest: Cassandra/Columna is somewhat upset that Seth Samuel is putting his penis in a lot of other women who might be like Jennifer. She needs to find out who they are so that she can make sure they don't fall off of bridges.

Quest Items Available: BAG OF MARBLES, BATHTUB, FALSE MUSTACHE, HAIR BLEACH, TREMERE BEST FRIEND, SETITE GETAWAY DRIVER GIRLFRIEND, PILES OF MONEY

Sane Person Puzzle Solution: Cassandra/Columna ought ask around at court until they get names, failing that, she could just ask Clarke for Astral spying purposes.

Cassandra's Puzzle Solution:

>Use FALSE MUSTACHE on TREMERE BEST FRIEND.
>Use HAIR BLEACH on self.
>CUT HAIR
>Go WEST to HELEN'S HARD ROCK CAFE.
>LOOK.
>LOOK for SETH SAMUEL.

IF SETH SAMUEL is present:
>Go EAST to SETITE GETAWAY DRIVER GIRLFRIEND

ELSE:
>Talk to GENERIC MANAGER ON DUTY.
>Explain BEST FRIEND is a famous mustachioed antique sign collector and that he wishes to purchase the quest item STOP SIGN for PILES OF MONEY.
>Use PASSION (DOWN) on GENERIC MANAGER ON DUTY.
>Use MESMERISM on GENERIC MANAGER ON DUTY.
>Use PILES OF MONEY on GENERIC MANAGER ON DUTY.
>Use JUKEBOX.
>Select JENNY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE.
>Go EAST to SETITE GETAWAY DRIVER GIRLFRIEND
>Go EAST to STATEN ISLAND
>Kiss SETITE GETAWAY DRIVER GIRLFRIEND goodbye
>Open door to ANARCH CRASH PAD
>Go WEST to bathroom.
>Use TREMERE BEST FRIEND on BATHTUB with STOP SIGN.
>Look at BATHTUB
>Laugh at SETH SAMUEL'S TINY PENIS
>Write down name of WOMAN SETH SAMUEL IS SEXXING.
>Play with BAG OF MARBLES

Actual in game rationale (in case your brain doesn't follow text adventure logic): Cassandra has previously been told about Helen's and about Seth's stop sign that he uses to memorialize Bojan Petrov. As Cassandra had a pretty uncharacteristically emotional conversation with Seth, she knows that he feels a sort of deep personal admiration for Petrov and that the stop sign carries emotional weight fior him. She also knows that friendship, in spite of how shitty he is at it, seems to be something that Seth regards highly. As such, she decides to abscond with the stop sign, such as that she might have a what she thinks to be a sympathetic link to Seth that Pangloss can use to Scry him.

Rather than holding a heist, she decides to be direct, and her and Pansy trot down to Helen's in clever disguises and attempt to get the manager on duty to just part with the sign. They figure PILES OF MONEY + DEMENTATION + DOMINATE ought work, and they likely even offer to give it back in a day or so (They'll bring back a different stop sign that they've doctored to look like the original). If pressed for what they're really up to, they'll explain that they're on a really bizarre scavenger hunt... or rather Cassandra will. Pangloss will probably continue to insist he's an antique stop sign collector.

They'll naturally flee the scene if Seth shows up. Danny is on standby. They'll then go back to home base, and Pangloss can attempt to see if it will work well enough to allow him to watch the Seth Samuel channel on tub-o-vision. This will hopefully result in the two of them giggling like twelve year olds while they watch Seth Samuel have sex. They'll then try to get names/locations/clues and take it from there.

Influence Response:

After a series of wacky hijinxs involving the near death of Pangloss's mustache, a blender, and a very intoxicated, overweight, frisky grandmother, Cassandra and Pangloss acquire the coveted stop sign. The manager buys the story that you're on a bizarre scavenger hunt, and gives you the stop sign for $200 cash.

You giggle over Seth's itty-bitty manhood. There are multiple ladies that he nibbles on, and you see Mina, Serena, and Susan. You learn that he tends to visit Susan on the weekdays at classy hotel room, Mina at a pay-by-the-hour love hotel which he off puts the cheapness by giving her oh so pretty flowers, and that he meets with Serena at her home (as her husband works a late night shift). Mina and Serena are connected to the media biz, and you hear Seth ask Mina about the state of the Dirge.

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