December 9, 2009
Re: Your Phone
Okay V. I can't say I'm 100% happy that the United States Federal government got my phone number, and like... everyone else's phone number. Thankfully, I'm good at what I do and that was like, tracfone #4 I was calling you on, so they shouldn't hit *me* at least. I'll give you my new # later when I can be sure things are secure. Anyhow, we did a transcript of what we got and it should be attached.
You're an idiot for taking this Sheriff gig, BTW.
Re: Those Pictures
WHAT THE SHIT MAN!? WHAT THE SHIT!?
Seriously. Fill us in pronto because we don't like the looks of this.
We developed and then scanned them for you. Seriously... who the shit uses analog film these days? It's even in fucking black and white... did you kill a noir detective or something? Anyhow, I hope you can tell us what THE HELL that is. Cause DJ checked like three times and it's not a fucking smudge. We really wish it were a fucking smudge.
So yeah... if you need me for the next month I'll be in my secret bunker you don't know about.