I Really Like the Cam
C'mon gather round me people now and listen to me talk
All ya good folks and ya bad folks and ya folks who suck the cock
And ya folks who suck the blood and folks who suck up to the man
And listen while I tell ya how I really like the Cam
Oh yeah! I really like the Cam! I think they're pretty neat!
I like Ventrue in my government and Scourges on my street.
I think the Cam is wonderful! I think the Cam is smart!
And I love to have a chunk of wood unloaded in my heart.
I really like the Cam! I glad the Cam is here!
You know how much I love to give my blood to the Tremere!
And so I really get pissed off whenever somebody like you
Suggests the Cam should treat us all like we are people too.
I really like the Cam. I am so glad that they're about
To hound me in Elysium for ways to throw me out.
I really love the Cam. I'd be so sad if they were gone.
There's something about fascism that always turns me on.
I really like the Cam. I'm happy they're allowed
To beat me and to torture me and burn me til I'm cowed.
I think the Cam is nifty! Oh I think the Cam is fun!
And I love it when they stake me out to wait and see the sun
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