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Love Cassandra Goodchild; November 15-16, 2008

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Love Cassandra Goodchild; November 15, 2008

PERSONAL ACTION:

KINDRED CONTACTS x2 (FREEP writers in San Francisco and Seattle)

(Goal: Cassandra's reviewing with her contacts all the things from before such as that you can just reply to this influence and ignore the past two not-done ones. As Columna isn't in control, she forgets to ask about Clarke.

She wants to know about Langston REALLY REALLY badly right now, given the situation that seems to be emerging with Polyclef and the Cam. As a weird historical note, if you gander back in the archives, I think Langston actually went to San Francisco back in 2004 or something to deal with Thomas Lorde-Walker, the man what diablerized his hot love interest Viola.

All that has NOTHING to do with the present situation with Polyclef, but it seems worth mentioning given where I'm looking. Not that I'm trying to do your work for you, it's just one of those things that might be missed - given how you guys, excepting one, never really rolled with Langston much IC.

Lastly, I feel spreading WE LOVE SETH SAMUEL DAY is my god-given duty as a player and character. Who the hell doesn't LOVE Seth Samuel.)

Cassandra talks to the internets again.

"Hey guys,

I love you all to hell and back and everything, and I'm not going to be some sort of square freaking out for the love deadlines or any of that junk, but yeah... here's my laundry list of people, places and things I asked about over the past month-and-a-half that I still don't know anything regarding:

  • EUGENE WRIGHT! Stuff about him, his papa (Smiling Jack), his friends, his family, his enemies - ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. HE IS THE FREAKING PRINCE WHERE I LIVE! OMG!
  • Who is Mark Davis and why does he have an eye-patch?
  • Did anyone ever meet a girl with a stick up her ass named Sonia?
  • Anybody want to give me another long spiel about how frikkin' awesome Petrov was? Seriously, I'm dying to hear it. You're all dying to tell me about it. Shoot.
  • Oberon Zerices, Michael Montgomery, Darren West, Sam McCoy, your mom: 4/5 of these people died in relation to New York City. 1/5 of these people were banged with a 24" black-nobbed strap-on last night. I want to know what's up with the deaths part, as I really really already know about the rest. :)

So yeah... sorry if I'm coming off as abrasive (Your mom didn't mind a little abrasion. Heheh.), but I'm worried I'm burning out faster than I'm burning up here - peh, better than the alternative, If you know what I mean. There's a lot of unfriendly opposition here and even all my uber-friendliness can't really care-bear-stare the fuckers back down. Gotta keep smiling though. Nothing else you can do if you want to avoid Grayfacing.

Anyhow, if I can impose on you guys for one new thing, could I ask about a feller named Langston? Just Langston. No other names. He was a big Lick about town or something here but apparently is on our side of the coin. He's really upset about something and I'm not certain what to do - as tapping him on the thing-thing is BAD SHIT to be messing with.

I think he might have done something in recent nights that is exacerbating the Glorious Movement Against the Axis of Evil for the Betterment of Brodistan! - and I'd much like it if we could get some headway on navigating out or around that mess.

Get back to me on what you can! Five tons of Flax!

- Love and Cassigulas

PS: Friday 21st is WE LOVE SETH SAMUEL DAY! Spread the word. I'll send you guys some buttons. Fucking free buttons! If you've been living under a rock and you don't know, Seth's the guy who did [link to horrible YouTube video of the Bromme Frederich documentary]. He's also a hero to women and children and a 5 time winner of the Mr. Universe competition, and he has a 20 foot diamond cock made out of rainbows and he invented unicorns and he's the Assistant Deputy Sheriff of NYC! Read my last article for the FREEP for details! Send your well wishes and kindly regards to [Elysium Address]. If any of you tech saavy sorts can find his e-mail addy or home address, that would also be SUPER COOL FANTASTIC for telling him how awesome he is.

PPS: I'm jonesin to get you guys something about the Cathayans and SAB-bots next time. I need to do more field research before I can slap together an article though. Expect it to be bigger and better than previous installments. Unless you need something for filler. I love writing filler.

Influence Response:

EUGENE WRIGHT, INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY. MUCH LIKE SUPERMAN, WRIGHT WAS FROM CLEVELAND (I MEAN, COME ON CLEVELAND IS TOTALLY METROPOLIS IN THE 20's) BUT HAD MYSTERIOUS ORIGINS. SMILING JACK MAY BE JOR-EL, BUT IF HE WAS THEN PERHAPS HIS CONCEPTION WAS RATHER SOON BEFORE HE WAS ROCKETED INTO CAMARILLA SOCIETY. MUCH UNLIKE SUPERMAN HE WAS INCAPABLE OF SAVING HIS WOMAN AS SHE WAS UNFORTUNATELY SLAIN IN SOME UNFORTUNATE MATTER.

WHO IS MARK DAVIS AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT HIM? HE'S SOME SORT OF STAGE-ACTOR TYPE AND SPECIALIZES IN FAKE COMBAT. WE SUGGEST HIS EYEPATCH IS A SYMPTOM OF HIS PIRATISM.

WHO IS SONIA AND WHY DO WE CARE ABOUT HER? SHE SOUNDS RUSSIAN.

BOJAN MOTHERFUCKING PETROV. WHAT ELSE NEED BE SAID ABOUT THE LEGENDARY MAN OF LEGENDARY FAME? HE STARED DOWN PASCHEK AFTER MOWING THROUGH A CROWD OF ARCHONS IN A CONCLAVE RE: DARREN WEST? ALSO HE PERHAPS MOST LIKELY SLEW HADRIAN EVANS IN A FIT OF RAGE RE: HIS WOMAN PERHAPS. DID I MENTION HE WAS ONE OF US AT ONE POINT?

OBERON THE KING OF FAERIES PERHAPS, BUT HE EXISTETH NOT IN OUR CURRENT DAY AND AGE UNLESS YOU CONSIDER OUR FRIEND STEVE TO BE A FAERIE (HE'S MORE OF A BEAR BUT STILL GODDAMN WHAT A FINE ASS). MONTGOMERY ON THE OTHER HAND HAD SOME PROBLEMS AND WAS PUT AWAY FOR GOOD BY HIS FRIENDLY TREMERE OVERLORDS.

DARREN WEST, FRIEND OF BOJAN PETROV. MUCH LIKE OUR OTHER FRIEND BRODZSKY HE WAS A BRUJAH WHO HAD ONE OF THESE TROUBLESOME EMBRACES OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I DON'T KNOW APPARENTLY HE WAS FROM D.C.

FUCK YES SETH SAMUEL LET'S CANONIZE HIM AS A SAINT

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Love Cassandra Goodchild; November 16, 2008

PERSONAL ACTION:

KINDRED ALLIES x1 (Old Gang-mates In San Francisco)

(Goal: This is an IC excuse for us to get awesome We love Seth Samuel buttons - which we hope to get OOC and then distribute.)

Phone call to Tyler, one of Cassandra/Panglosses' former coterie-mates out in San Francisco:

"Tyles! Tyles! Tyles! How's it hanging, my man? You and Lexi still... okay... okay... I get it. Sheesh sorry for rubbing salt into the wound, dude. That hurts.

Anyhow, I was calling because I think you owe me for that one time you moved your subwoofer and amps into the place where I formerly slept and I ended up in an equipment case in the closet... well yeah... it was kinda the sort of thing I was into. That's not the point!

The point is you're a promoter/bass-player/drama-king who really really really likes making buttons. Awesome fucking buttons. Lots of awesome fucking buttons.

GET ME BUTTONS. I will send you a jpeg that says "I *heart* Seth Samuel." This is for We Love Seth Samuel Day. Ship the MANY MANY BUTTONS to me express and I will be very very very happy and I'll kick you some cash ASAP if you need it, ghouly-boy!

Send the buttons to PO BOX ______, New York, New York. I have a HOLIDAY to plan!

[lipsmack]

Influence Response:

DONE! Buttons are totally up to you guys to provide

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